Fruit Jokes

The F & V Gang have a great sense of humour and are always keen to hear the latest fruit and vegie jokes hitting the schools out there, so if you’ve got a good one you would like to share make sure you send it in.

Every resident of NSW and QLD that sends in a joke (and includes their address) will receive some great ‘Fresh for Kids’™ Prizes!!!

Entry is only open to residents of NSW and QLD, Australia only.

Email one of the gang or send it to:

Fresh for Kids
PO Box 2
Sydney Markets, NSW, 2129

OR send your joke via email to:

freshforkids@sydneymarkets.com.au

We have been inundated with some great jokes lately, which has had us all laughing until our bellies ache. Check them out!

A lemon in disguise





Because it wasnt peeling well



A muscle sprout

From: Natalya Byrt, NSW


I got you covered

From: Tayla, QLD


"Dont look now, Im changing"

From: Minnell Chandra, NSW


Sorry, youre not the right type.

From: Jack, QLD


Because they come in bunches!

From: John Utah, NSW


A neck-tarine!

From: Amanda Lee, ACT


Because he couldnt find a date!



Quit stalking me.

From: Justin Hayden, NSW


Whos there? Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and youll find out.

From: Michael Alonso, VIC


A can of people.

From: Mandy, QLD


Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy.

From: Enrico



Because he saw the salad dressing.

From: Anna, QLD


Because she could see right through him.

From: Joe, WA


A has-bean.

From: Jessica, QLD



Grump-pea.

From: Armando, NSW


A mush-vroom.

From: Lisa, ACT


Because it wanted to be a lemon squash!

From: Rachel, VIC


Eggplants

From: Raman Subbarethinam, QLD



An embarrassed tomato!

From: Julian Warren


Easy. Make a noise like a carrot.








If I had more guts Id do that again.



To get to the other side.

From: Alice Robinson, Brisbane, QLD


Hot dog.

From: Alice Robinson, Brisbane, QLD


Because seven ate nine.

From: Alice Robinson, Brisbane, QLD


A newspaper.

From: Dara Robinson, Brisbane, QLD


To prove she wasnt chicken!

From: Dara Robinson, Brisbane, QLD



"I think he squeezed her a little too hard"
"Why do you think that?"
"Because she let out a little wine"


Because he had no guts.

From: Nathan


A lumpy milkshake!

From: Van, Chermside, QLD


Because it saw Mrs Green pea over the back fence.

From: Sommer and Ellie, NSW


A pair of slippers

From: Megan Bray, NSW


Because it saw the salad dressing...

From: Levi Worden


Between you and me something smells!



A skeleton laughing his head off!


We nailed that one!

From: Stevie Newey, NSW


Student: My parrot Poly ate a clock, and now, polytics.

From: Samantha Li, NSW, Age 9


A snail because it carries its house on its back.

From: Catherine Li, NSW, Age 11


Naval oranges.

From: Raman Subbarethinam, QLD


Captain Capsicum!

From: Charmaine


I'm about to change my nationality" one said to the other
"How?" the other potato asked
"By becoming French fries!"


Who's there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard I know u!!


Squash.

From: Joanne Lee, QLD


Close the door I'm dressing!

From: Jenna, NSW


He saw the salad roll.


He had no body to go with

From: Kate Young, QLD


You can't tuna fish!

From: Tuscany, Castle Hill NSW


Because he ran out of juice.

From: Jonathan H, Aroona QLD


Tarzan the grapeman

From: Isaak I, Wolumla NSW


Because he forgot his keys!

From: Sammi T, Blayney NSW


To make lemon squash!

From: Mathew C, Rockingham WA


Summa Strawberry!

From: Charmaine C, Hornsby, NSW


Jump out and yell, BOO to the banana

From: Bassem Y


Stop bugging me!!!!!!

From: Simeran B, Sydney, NSW


Daddy tomato walked back to where Baby tomato who was lagging behind was & trod on him & said "Ketchup" (catch up!)

From: Chloe, Eleebana, NSW


Because if it was large and red it would be a tomato!



Because it can carry its house on its back!


Whos there?

Lettuce
Lettuce who?

Lettuce in please, I am cold



They'd crack each other up!

From: Simeran Bahia, Sydney, NSW


He couldn't concentrate!

From: Andrew, Wagga Wagga, NSW


Because he was a fungi to be with!

From Tiarna Herrero, Slacks Creek, QLD


Because it ran out of juice!

From Nathan Cheney, Happy Valley, SA


Because he kept throwing the bent ones out!

From Laura Raso, Stanbridge, NSW


Your legs!

From Jacqui, NSW



He wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken!!

From Claire Montague, Lane Cove, NSW


Whos there?

Red
Red who?

Knock Knock!
Whos there?

Red
Red Who?

Knock Knock!
Whos there?

Orange
Orange who?

Orange you happy that Red is gone!

From Amar Sehic, NSW




Morse toad.

From Samantha Duncan, Mackay



I don't know about you but I'm starting to peel!


What is red and goes up and down?


With a pumpkin patch!


Because it saw an apple turnover!


If it was large and red it would be a fire engine!

From Lauren Ferguson


With a cabbage patch!

From Corey Crosby


The Snail. He carries his house on its back


Have him sit in the back seat with you

From Chantala Walsh


Because his feet smelt and his nose ran!

From Phillip Kirby


It saw the salad dressing.

From Kylie Tarrant, Cronulla, NSW


Because it's full of dates!



A fruit punch!

From Samantha Turner, Hassall Grove, NSW


So he wouldn't be found in the strawberry patch.

From Megan Kruijver, Sung, TAS


Whos there?

Banana
Banana who?

Banana Apple


I don't know. I didn't even know Carrots could talk!

From Sophie Lyons Leeton, NSW


A date with a peach.

From Sarah




He wanted peas on earth.

From Rebecca




Squash

From Tayla and Dillon Whalley, Bundaberg QLD



Whos there?
Boo who
Boo who who?
Dont cry, its only a joke!

From: Ricky


Fsh

From: Samantha Li, NSW, Age 10